Hilarious: How Kenyan Tribes Spend Their Money!

Kenya is blessed to have 42 tribes and I really thank God for the cultural diversity which we should learn from each community. There exist many myths about communities and their cultures. For instance, Kikuyu’s are known to love money, Luo’s spending and loving while Kamba’s are believed to be loyal.

Now there is a very interesting aspect of money and how we spend it. Here is an article of how each Kenyan Tribe Given Sh 1 Million Loan would
spend it

This is What They'll Do WITH A 1 MILLION LOAN:

1. Luo: Rent a house in south B which goes for 30k per month,paint it and furnish with 300k,party with friends and her girlfriend,hire a taxi each morning to take him to work.

2. Kisii: Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mud hut, the rest use it to help other family members.

3. Luhya: Marry a second wife, pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100sacks of maize to counter hunger.

4. Kikuyu: Buy a plot in Kamulu add to other savings to construct a rental house, use Sh. 800 to drink alone in a corner.

5. Maasai: Buy 200 cows, marry a third wife and pay 20 cows as dowry.

6. Kalenjin: Rent a single room in Korogocho, save 200k,pay school fees for his 16 siblings, marry and start drinking.

7. Kamba: Hire a local witchdoctor to inform him of any misfortune,use 100k to bribe a manager to employ him as a messenger with a salary of 3k,build a mud hut his mother at home. Good day Kenyans as we all celebrate our cultural identities in jokes, opinion, entertainment and great news.